Total Medals Earned: 238 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,045 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (565/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Begin the game.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Run over a strange looking thing.
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/5 (135/240 points)
fire your gun
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
thats scary
Soprano
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/400 points)
Start playing.
Die.
Die on the first hit...
Survive 0:30.
Survive 1:00.
Survive 1:30.
Survive 2:00.
Survive 1:00 without standing or jumping.
Touch both sides of the screen in a single jump!
Amass 1000Rt all at once!
Jump off the table after hearing The Lick.
Yes The New Original Ant Player 'Petet' So Fun
Play on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Play as Plufmot on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Roll the gacha!
Roll the gacha 10 times!!
Roll the gacha 20 times!!!
Roll the gacha 30 times!!!!!
Complete the gacha collection!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll the sink gacha...
Roll 25 sinks...
Roll 50 sinks......
Roll 75 sinks.........
Roll 100 sinks............
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (165/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)